This Beta Blocker CQR - Crystal Quantum Radio™ Amulet is tuned to the Schumann Harmonic, the World-Sound made by radio waves emanating from the stars and the explosive force of the Big Bang at the moment of Creation. Never needs batteries or recharging, this Quantum Device is powered directly by radio waves from outer space.
Let Yoyodyne propel you into the next world.
Buckaroo Banzai and the Blue Blaze Irregulars had it right. You can grind that mountain into dust and sift through it all day long and you still won't find the marvels that one voluntary step into the otherside will provide.
Using Beta Blocker CQR (Crystal Quantum Radio™) technology you can take that step. Some say that if God had wanted man to travel between universes he would not have invented beer and Slim Jims.
We say grab yourself a Shapeshifter Amulet, turn down the beta brain roof-brain chatter and step into a very different world.
You can look at the amulet as your own personal Overthruster.
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